Farts and Markmas!

I want to thank Mrs. H over at A Second Line for the inspiration for this post.  She had brought up one of the more embarrassing signs of pregnancy, the gas!!

Now I am a firm believer that women don't fart, they fluff!  But what has been coming out of my body lately can be called nothing other then farts. At work, in my car, in bed at night, there is no end of gas leaving my body. 

A few weeks ago, before we had told the world that we were pregnant, DH and I were dressed up and out at a year end banquet with our close friends at a hotel.  Myself, DH and a 3 of DH's closest male friends had gone up to one of the hotel rooms to drop some stuff off.  The guys were joking around, letting a few rip before we got on the elevator to go back down,  I decided when we got into the elevator to show off my new found talent, so I let one rip!  Let me tell you as we got to the ground floor, I had these 4 boys gagging and bowing down to me!!  Now that is some talent!!

 There is the down side of this gas, like when I am at work I hate sitting around waiting for someone to leave my office so I can let one go, and the worst is those ones that you think will be okay, but end up being SPD (Silent but Deadly), I now keep a bottle of heavily scented hand cream on my desk that I quickly use some when the smell gets bad, some days my hands have never been so moisturized.

 DH has learned not to even attempt to compete with me these days because I will win!! 

Speaking of my amazing husband also need add that today is his 40th birthday!!

So to the man who has been caring for me and baby Mo over the past few weeks I want to say a big

"Merry Markmas!!!  I love you so much baby!!!